Off Topic
H1Enron
Apparently there is a new flu strain to watch out for. The CDC announced several cases of H1Enron have been confirmed in Houston.
Symptoms include:
• Fever
• Off balance sheet liabilities
• Runny nose
• Special Purpose Vehicles
• Sore throat
• Over-leveraged capital structure
• Headache
• 401(k) declines
• Fatigue
• Poor corporate governance
Those who are at risk for infection should wash their hands frequently and consult with their local auditor.
Okay, so [...]