H1Enron
Apparently there is a new flu strain to watch out for. The CDC announced several cases of H1Enron have been confirmed in Houston.
Symptoms include:
• Fever
• Off balance sheet liabilities
• Runny nose
• Special Purpose Vehicles
• Sore throat
• Over-leveraged capital structure
• Headache
• 401(k) declines
• Fatigue
• Poor corporate governance
Those who are at risk for infection should wash their hands frequently and consult with their local auditor.
Okay, so this isn’t really about finances, but it is nerdy, so I thought you all would appreciate it.
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Hahaha.. I like the statement here “Those who are at risk for infection should wash their hands frequently and consult with their local auditor.” It is really the auditor you should consult with? and not the doctor? That is one way cool post here. A combination of health and wealth.